Religion

Quotations on Religion

Missionaries

Missionaries, my dear! Don't you realize that missionaries are the divinely provided food for destitute and underfed cannibals? Whenever they are on the brink of starvation, Heaven in its infinite mercy sends them a nice plump missionary.

Gods punish

… when the Gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.

Confession

It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.

Religions

Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead religions.

Know Thyself

"Know Thyself" was written over the portal of the antique world. Over the portal of the new world, "Be Thyself" shall be written. And the message of Christ to man was simply "Be Thyself." That is the secret of Christ.